Colin Patrick, 21. I study music education at McGill and live in Montreal. I'm scared of everything.
Ask me anything
congregamus asked: 28, 44 please
44. Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
Have not, probably would with the right person.
Anonymous asked: 4,8,28,20
4. Something that never fails to make you horny?
Whiskey breath. It makes me wanna attack a guy’s mouth and rip all their clothes off.
8. What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]?
I’ve only ever tried rope, so I’ll have to go with that.
28. How much fapping is too much fapping?
Ahhhhahaha no such thing.
20. A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience?
Pizza. Someone feed me pizza while we boink.
bloodycowards asked: 15, 16, 39?
15. Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex?
I know this makes me a total weirdo, but I just plain don’t like oral sex. I’m all about the butt. If someone really wants me to give it sure, but it’s not that fun for me and I just don’t like getting it. Butts feel much better anyway.
16. Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you?
I remember a long time ago on Bear411 someone repeatedly asked me if I wanted to drive to St. Pierre with him and watch him get fucked by a horse.
39. Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
I think it’s been like 4 or 5 months.
kingsandqueers asked: 7 13 24 38 45 62
7. Weirdest thing that ever made you horny?
I don’t know if this counts as horny, but I distinctly remember getting a boner watching Biker Mice from Mars when I was like 7. So I guess that means I’m a furry and have to kill myself and yiff in hell.
13. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find?
Big ol’ dildo.
24. Three spots that drive you insane?
Ears, top of my head (idk I just like when it’s rubbed), and the sides of my abdomen.
38. Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Who the frick doesn’t.
45. What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
This is the stupidest fucking thing ever but there’s this remix of Depeche Mode’s Dangerous and every time I listen to it I’m like “Oh yes, this is it.”
62. Do you watch porn?
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 10: Top or bottom?
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 21: How big is too big:
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 23: Biggest turn on:
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 33: What your favorite part of your body:
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 36: What do you wear to bed?
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 47: Most attractive celebrity?
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 62: Do you watch porn?
- 63: How small is too small?
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 70: Booty or Boobs?
- 71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
- 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?